The Young DBA - Dustin W. Jones

Indexing Basics

2008-01-30T16:11:00.000-05:00

This is an excellent read for a beginner just learning about indexing. Here is an excerpt from the article on SQLTeam.Com

Indexes directly affect the performance of database applications. This article uses analogies to describe how indexes work. The estimated execution plan feature of the Query Window is utilized to compare the performance of two queries in a batch.

Most developers and DBAs understand that indexes on database tables enable applications and reports to run more efficiently. But, do they really know whether the database system will take advantage of an index to process a particular query or update statement? Does the order of columns specified in the index matter? What is the difference between a clustered index and a non-clustered index? To understand some index concepts, I have found it useful to use some analogies.

Here is a link to the rest of the article - Indexing Basics

How I Code

2008-01-25T21:26:00.001-05:00

A good, comfortable pair of noise canceling head phones.
A playlist of ambient or techno music
Proper ergonomics
A beverage depending on the task/time of day (water, Monster Energy, coffee...)
A big flat screen monitor
Inspirational items in my work area such as a plant, pictures, posters

How about you?

The Young DBA

2008-01-25T21:05:00.000-05:00

Since I started this blog, almost a year ago now, I haven't been able to wrap my hands around what it is exactly that I want to blog about. First it started as a personal journal with random ramblings, but there are so many of those and besides who wants to read that type of material, not me. Then I went on a nutrition weight loss kick and started writing about that but my interest in subject quickly faded. Then I started blogging about SQL and MS SQL Server. I felt like I had finally found my niche, a topic I could easily write about and enjoy writing about.

I found myself having a hard time coming up with good solid material. There is such a large quantity of information about SQL and Microsoft SQL Server written by people more knowledable than me, how could I ever contribute worthwhile material? Hence the reason for my lack of posts. Just the other day it dawned on me, The Young DBA, write about my mission to further my career and expand my skill set, the challenges I face and the lessons I learn along the way.

Now If I was a student in college or even high school and I was thinking about pursuing a career in IT, more specifically Database Administration and Development, this would be material I would be interested in reading.

Pro SQL Server 2005 Database Design

2007-12-17T16:33:00.000-05:00

I've recently purchased "Pro SQL Server 2005 Database Design" by Louis Davidson. I haven't had a whole lot of time to really dig in to this book but from what I read thus far, it seems like an excellent read. Once I finish up with the book I'll post a complete review. The best price I've found online are used books on Amazon.com. I'm hoping this book will sharpen my database design skills for an upcoming application re-write project I'm working on.

Google Books Link

What I'm Reading

2007-04-03T17:04:00.000-04:00

I would highly recommend Itzik Ben-Gan's book Inside Microsoft SQL Server 2005: T-SQL Programming to anyone who wants to build on their TSQL / SQL Server skill set.

Scripting Reporting Services Reports

2007-03-29T13:13:00.000-04:00

Do you need to migrate your SQL Server 2005 Reporting Services instance from one server to another? Look no further than Reporting Services Scripter:

"Reporting Services Scripter is a .NET Windows Forms application that enables scripting and transfer of all Microsoft SQL Server Reporting Services catalog items to aid in transferring them from one server to another. It can also be used to easily move items on mass from one Reporting Services folder to another on the same server. Depending on the scripting options chosen, Reporting Services Scripter can also transfer all catalog item properties such as Descriptions, History options, Execution options (including report specific and shared schedules), Subscriptions (normal and data driven) and server side report parameters."

Download it here.

Scripting Objects from SQL Server 2005 or SQL Server 2000 Using DMO

2007-03-13T13:00:00.000-04:00

I wrote a stored procedure to script out database objects (functions, stored procedures, constraints, jobs) from SQL Server 2005 or SQL Server 2000. We use this at our agency for automated source control comparisons. The procedure uses DMO and is extremely fast.

Feel free to email me if you have any questions.

Here is the source code

My Favorite Windows Utility

2007-03-05T10:15:00.000-05:00

Launchy is hands down the most useful windows utility I have ever used. For a keyboard guy like myself, this little utility will definitely help you GTD faster.

http://www.launchy.net/

BTW, Launchy is free and Open Source.

Crazy intersection in russia. Nice mix))

2007-02-26T16:28:00.001-05:00

Avoid this intersection!

Better Your Career

2007-02-20T16:18:00.000-05:00

Make a list of all of the things you did today/this week/this month to help your organization, and file them away.
Whenever you have a few spare moments, make a list of all of the things you are actually doing at work. Date them and provide specific examples. When you’ve made this list, drop it in a folder and let it sit there until your next performance review - or the next time you ask for a raise or a promotion. I do this regularly, which has allowed me to build up extensive positive documentation about my career.

Send a thank-you note
If you’ve recently been assisted in your career or personal development by someone, spend a few moments and send that person a handwritten thank you note. The respect, kindness, and personal touch of a handwritten thank you creates an indelible positive mark in your favor in the recipient’s mind, which can do nothing but help you out in the long run.

Work on your writing skills
For me, The Simple Dollar is actually an active part of improving my own writing. Starting a blog related to a work-related topic that interests you is a good way to practice your skills. Don’t be lazy with it, though; focus on writing strong material that will engage others, because without it, you’re not really improving your skills at all, merely regurgitating facts.

Design some classy business cards for you
I have a small pile of business cards that are just for me (actually, they’re for The Simple Dollar), not for any firm I represent or work for or anything else. I drop these regularly, as envelope enclosures and in face-to-face opportunities. These cards are a reflection of me and what I wish to represent to people, and by getting quality ones, I create a positive impression on the recipients. Don’t go for the office store perforated ones, either; get them professionally done and in a high quality.

Notes about blogger

2007-02-11T17:39:00.000-05:00

I've been using Blogger Beta since its launch and I just want to give the Blogger Team kudos for all the work they have done. Blogger has developed into a very nice free blogging platform. I've tried several different blogging engines and in my humble opinion, blogger is by far the easiest and most user friendly.

Superbowl Champs - Colts

2007-02-08T08:57:00.000-05:00

The Colts are the NFL World Champs! Congratulations to Peyton Manning, Tony Dungee, and the rest of the organization on an incredible season.

Superbowl Sunday

2007-02-04T08:26:00.000-05:00

Colts vs da' Bears, does it get anybody than this?

I've been pulling for Peyton Manning to get a Superbowl Ring for a long time, he is the hardest working man in football IMHO and I think he deserves one. This should be great game, down to the very end.

Tips for buying a house - First time home owner

2007-01-19T13:13:00.000-05:00

I thought I would share my experience with others.

Find a good, likable realtor, preferably by word of mouth.
Research first time home owner programs for your state or local town,county, or state.
Be patient.
Try to narrow your search as much as possible.
Don't sign anything before reading it.
Have fun!

Moving Slowly

2007-01-10T20:24:00.000-05:00

Its been slow so far for me getting back in a good regular exercise schedule. Exercise has been spotty at best due to very cold windy weather (which I hate running in), sick kids, sick girlfriend, busy looking for a house (got one for sale?) and knocking things off of my todo list one by one.

Goals Update

2007-01-07T22:26:00.000-05:00

I've been training hard and extremely busy lately with other things going on in my life. I have stayed on track as I begin slowly getting my running legs back.

I haven't been doing as good with the diet part so far, at least not as good as I would like.

Day 1

2007-01-03T09:36:00.000-05:00

I will claim victory for yesterday as each day is a battle of will.

I ate: 1 orange, 1 pack of oatmeal, a handful of pretzels, 1 pack of trail mix, and a turkey dinner.

I went for a decent jog.

Until Further Notice

2007-01-02T13:14:00.000-05:00

Until further notice, this blog will be primarily dedicated to documenting my weight loss - exercising efforts.

Happy New Year's

2007-01-01T10:42:00.000-05:00

Happy New Years!

My New Year Resolution: Get back in shape .

Break Your Cingular Contract

2006-12-28T10:02:00.001-05:00

Here is how:

http://www.consumerist.com/consumer/cingular/break-your-cingular-contract-without-fee-thanks-2-txt-msg--raise-222993.php

Good luck!

Google Page Ranks

2006-12-22T10:55:00.001-05:00

I just noticed I am number 4 in the google page ranks for my name, I'm famous!

Beta, what Beta?

2006-12-21T14:48:00.000-05:00

Blogger is officially out of beta, woohoo!

Resume for Dustin W. Jones

2006-12-19T10:41:00.000-05:00

Here is a link to my resume posted on Google Base

Dustin Jones - Resume

google co-op

2006-12-18T14:32:00.000-05:00

Is anybody interested in helping to make a custom search engine for information related to Pennsylvania Family Law using Google Co-Op?

I have started one here:

http://snipurl.com/158h2

Basically how it works is you tell google what sites you would like to be included in the search, creating your own search engine basically. Good information on family law can be hard to find and this would help weed out the worthless sites that appear in your search results.

Check it out

2006-12-14T14:20:00.000-05:00

I love Flickr, all sorts of neat things you can do with it. Check this out, I made this in under 1 minute.

My Flickr Photos

2006-12-13T15:11:00.000-05:00

My Flickr photo stream

Another Law Blog

2006-12-11T18:24:00.000-05:00

I've started another law site over at http://www.palandlordtenantlaw.org

Be sure to check it out and let me know what you think.

Honda + Magic Mushrooms, Who would have thought!

2006-12-08T10:39:00.000-05:00

I seen this ad while browsing the web today. The ad worked, it really grabbed my attention.

Got to keep up with the Jones's

2006-12-07T11:37:00.000-05:00

Here is some jeporady trivia for you.

The surname (last name) "Jones" is the 4th most popular last name according to the U.S. Census.

CREAM = Cash Rules Everything Around Me

2006-12-03T01:06:00.000-05:00

Public Enemy said it best = "Money, dolla dolla bills ya' all"

Dustin Jones MySpace Page

2006-12-02T22:48:00.000-05:00

Here is my MySpace page if you were wondering:

http://www.myspace.com/jonesboy21

Dustin Jones

Favorite Foods

2006-11-30T14:24:00.000-05:00

Chicken Pad Thai (extra hot)
Hot Wings
Steak
Pizza
Zuppa Toscana
Olive Garden Salad and Bread sticks
Chicken Alfredo w/ green beans and broccoli

Hobbies

2006-11-29T16:43:00.000-05:00

Fishing
Boating
Swimming
Exercising
Footbag
Video Games
Collecting Music
Developing Web Sites

A little about me

2006-11-28T10:23:00.000-05:00

Age: 24
Height: 5'11"
Race: White
Gender: Male
Education: B.S. Information Science and Technology - Penn State University
Engaged - Soon to be married
Currently living: Mechancisburg PA
Employment: Admin Offiec of PA Courts

New Topics

2006-11-27T16:16:00.000-05:00

I will be tapping into now law topics as I plan to expand my pennsylvania law niche system. I'll will be posting URLS in the near future.

Riders of the Storm

2006-11-20T11:12:00.001-05:00

friday december 22 @ Gulifitys in Camp Hill

The Doors cover band, don't miss it

What does my name "Dustin" mean?

2006-11-14T11:12:00.001-05:00

Name	Gender	Origin	Meaning	Similiar Names
Dustin	unisex	Old German, Old English	valiant fighter, dark stone	Dusty, Dustan, Dunston

PA Family Law Blog

2006-11-13T10:54:00.000-05:00

Just thought I would update you guys on my PA Family Law Site. My site now receives about 100 hits a day. Not bad!

http://pafamilylaw.net

Two Paths

2006-10-29T18:12:00.000-05:00

When a major tragic life chaning event happens in your life, you have two paths for which you can chose to travel.

One, probably the most traveled path, is to let the the tragedy get you down. This is the easiest road to take because this is our natural feelings, a natural reaction. But what does this do for you? Nothing. I feel it only makes things worse.

Two, you can deal with the pain, accept what happened, and get a grip on yourself. Try to stay positve, keep busy, and keep communication lines open with friends and family. In the end that is the only important thing the love you give and receive from loved ones.

It sounds so easy writing and reading this but this can be a very hard thing to do. Most things in life aren't easy.

Just my 2 cents.

The YMCA

2006-10-27T16:14:00.000-04:00

Might be working a new PT gig at the new Macy's at the Capital City Mall for some extra holiday cash, interview tommorow. I want to buy my girlfriend something real nice for the holidays *hint,hint* Heading to the YMCA tonight to take the kids swimming and get some much needed exercise in. And yes, the weekend is here.

PAFamilyLaw.Net

2006-10-25T11:59:00.000-04:00

Divorce, Custody, Child Support, Alimony, Lawyers and Family Law.

These are all things I write about on my other site, All Things Pennsylvania Law

I'm making good progress on the site, getting about 60 hits a day. Thats not bad considering its only been up about a month. I'll keep chuggin along.

Resume Tips

2006-10-24T21:40:00.000-04:00

I found a good post regarding sprucing up your resume. Definitely worth checking out.

http://www.lifeclever.com/2006/10/24/give-your-resume-a-face-lift/

How to Beat a Speeding Ticket

2006-10-19T16:26:00.001-04:00

I've gotten about thirty speeding tickets in my short life, but I have zero tickets on my record. That's because no matter how formal the processes may seem, when it comes to law enforcement, you are still dealing with human beings with hearts and minds just like yours. Appeal to them as such, and you will be amazed by the results.

Although I am a law student, I employed this advice before I ever went to law school, and my education has only reinforced these theories. My approach isn't foolproof legal advice - it's simply my experienced opinions with a little law mixed in. That said, here are my secrets to getting out of a speeding ticket ordered chronologically, from the point of being pulled over to your final options in the courtroom.

Note: All of this advice assumes that you are merely breaking traffic laws. If you're trafficking a kilo of crystal meth... well, if you traffic meth, you're probably not reading Lifehacker. So read on, non-meth-heads.

Blue lights... you're getting pulled over
1. Get your attitude right.

Fighting with the police officer never increases your chances of leniency. You want him to like you. Prepare to achieve this goal.

2. Turn your car off, and turn the interior lights of your car on.

Place your hands at 10 and 2 on the steering wheel and remove your sunglasses or hat. Some people even advise you to place your keys on the roof of your car as a sign of total submission. Never, ever get out of the car.

The whole point of this is to take any unnecessary tension out of the encounter. You want the officer to be comfortable. Imagine the types of people and the dangers that most officers have had to deal with. Be just the opposite.

3. Be very polite and do exactly what the nice cop with the big gun says.

Save your pleas until after the basics are finished. Many officers will never speak to you until after they've done the basics. It's almost a litmus test for jerk drivers.

4. Once the officer has gotten your information, ask him politely if you may speak to him about your violation.

If you know you broke the law, admit it vehemently and tell the officer that he was completely right for pulling you over. Honest officers will admit that there is a lot of pride in police work, and, if you can sufficiently satisfy the pride factor, sometimes officers don't feel it necessary to punish you any further. The better you make the officer feel; the more likely he's going to like you enough to let you go.

5. Ask to see the radar then ask a few questions.

Many jurisdictions require that the officer allow you to see the radar. Don't press it if the officer says no because that's what a courtroom is for. But, at least ask, then ask a few more questions to show that you are watching.

You might ask, "When was the last time your radar gun was calibrated?" or "Where were you when you clocked my speed?" or "Were you moving when you clocked my speed?"

Do not ask these in an argumentative tone or sarcastic, know-it-all way. All that will do is make the pride in the officer fight you harder.

6. Plea your case.

Once you've gone over some basics with the officer and developed a temporary rapport, ask for mercy. Make it sincere and let the officer know that it's a big deal to you. Resist all urges to fight and get angry and simply beg as much as your dignity will allow. But, there is no reason to grovel.

7. Leave the scene as a non-memorable, nice person.

If the officer didn't let you go on the scene, then you want him to never remember you. Your next steps are in a more legal setting, and the less the officer remembers you, the better. Usually, officers only remember you if they want to remember to show you no mercy.

You've gotten a ticket, but you still want out .
8. Call the officer at work.

Ask politely if you can arrange a time to meet with the officer to talk to him or her about a ticket you got recently. Usually, officers will readily meet with you, the taxpayer, and this meeting has gotten me out of many tickets.

But, don't go to the meeting and just say, "Will you let me out of this ticket?" You better have a story or some reason to motivate the officer to let you out. That's just up to you, but just be really nice and try to bridge that officer-civilian gap with a personal story and plea for mercy. The more the officer can identify with you, the more likely he is to want to show you mercy.

Remember always, the officer has full authority to drop your ticket, so remember how important he is in this process. Treat him and pursue him as the gatekeeper to your freedom. Don't be scared, though. You have a right to try to talk to the officer. You pay his salary.

9. Write a letter to the officer.

Even if you met with the officer, it can't hurt to write him a letter pleading your case to him. Write it professionally, succinctly, and include complete contact information. I've even gone so far as to offer alternative punishment. Although that alternative wasn't accepted, the officer was pretty surprised at my tenacity, and it motivated him to let me off the hook. He could tell that I really did care about this one ticket.

Make the ticket a bigger deal to you than to him, but you have to carefully do this in a professional, civil way. Anything else, and you're playing with fire.

10. Repeat calls and letters to the judge and/or the prosecutor.

If the officer won't listen to you, feel free to contact the judge that will preside over your case. Also, find out who the prosecuting attorney will be and call him at his office. They are just people, and the worst they can say is "no." You have nothing to lose at this point. Plea your case to either of them, but do not be a pest and be consistently apologetic for the lengths to which you are going to get out of your ticket. You must be sincere, or don't bother going at all.

In steps 8-10, you stand the risk of being labeled a nuisance or a troublemaker. If you get this impression too much, then bail out with apologies. But, do not be afraid to at least try to talk to the officials face-to-face. They are, after all, public servants, and you are that public.

The court is your friend
11. Follow all court guidelines.

Make the court clerk your best friend. Call the clerk often, and address him or her by first name. You want to make all court employees' jobs as easy as possible. Also, you do not want to miss any deadlines.

12. Delay.

Once you've gotten to know the clerk, ask for as many continuances (delays of your trial) as you can honestly ask for. Do not lie, but do plea for continuances to delay your trial date as long as possible. The farther you are out of the officer's memory, the better. I have heard of one case where the case was continued so long that the ticketing officer had transferred... case dismissed automatically.

13. Ask for alternative punishment.

Usually, your primary concern is keeping your ticket off your insurance. Many times, court clerks have the authority to let you go to driving school and keep the ticket off your record. Sometimes you have to pay court costs and the ticket, but at least your insurance premiums aren't going up. This completely depends on the court.

You can't handle the truth!
14. Understand your trial and your rights.

If you got a ticket, you have been accused of a crime. The ticketing officer signed a sheet of paper swearing that you broke a certain traffic law, and he saw you do it. That sworn statement is called an affidavit, and most tickets say that at the top. Don't get nervous, though; it's just a misdemeanor.

First, you'll have a hearing where you plead guilty, not guilty, or some other plea. Then, you'll have your trial where you plea your case. Then the judge decides your fate. It's really not scary at all, and you have every right to participate fully in this process no matter how much you are intimidated.

15. Show up to your first court date and plead anything but guilty.

Whatever you do, show up to your first hearing on time and dressed decently. It's probably not a good idea to wear a suit, though. In most traffic courts, you'll look silly. If you really want to know, go scope out the court ahead of time to see what to wear to blend in best.

You'll then be asked "what you plea." Pleading not guilty is a safe bet, although there are other pleas (e.g. nolo contendre) that have strange consequences in some courts. In some courts, a plea of nolo contendre has the strange effect of making your ticket just disappear to the court's files. You'd want to talk to a local lawyer about that one, though.

Most of the time, just politely say, "I plead not guilty, your honor." You'll be assigned a court date, and spend the next few weeks repeating steps 8-13. This is your second chance before the big day.

16. Go to court and duke it out.

If all else has failed, you should then go to your trial. Do not miss this out of fear, or you will definitely be found guilty. For instance, if the officer doesn't show up, for any reason, you're automatically out of the ticket. This is not unheard of.

Also, you may be able to talk to the officer or prosecutor before trial and cut a deal, just like the real convicts do on TV. If the officer is nervous about his case against you, he might let you off. This just depends on your case, but at least ask.

The trial is pretty simple. The prosecution will present their case against you. You get to respond and call witnesses if you want, and then the prosecution rebuts you. You cannot screw this up. At the very worst, you're found guilty, and you've lost nothing. Do not be scared to do this. It is your right, and you should claim it.

17. Suck it up, or fight on.

The judge will rule on you... guilty, not guilty, or some other punishment. You either take it or appeal it to the court of appeals. Rarely would it be financially wise to appeal a traffic decision, but that is up to you. And you do have the right.

Chances are, you let it die here. Try to make friends with the officer and prosecutor for next time, though.

18. Suck up... err, I mean write more letters.

It can't hurt to write the officer and prosecutor a letter telling them how nice they were and easy to deal with. Also, copy this letter to the mayor and the chief of police, and make sure you show the cc: at the bottom of the letter. That's your investment in next time.

Rage against the machine (without all the rage)
This stuff isn't rocket science. You're just dealing with people and trying to get them to see things your way. You have very little to lose, and it's a fun way to get to participate in the very government under which you live. I encourage all of you to employ all these steps in a friendly, civil way. Forget everything you've learned about courtrooms and lawyers and cops, and just go in there as a human being. It's your right, and it can really be fun and exciting. Think of it as your own personal crusade, and, if you push on, you will be amazed at how easy it is to find justice.

Slow it down there, speedy. This is not a legal advice. I am not a lawyer, but I am a law student. These are generalized discussions of life experiences, and any legal statements are simply journalistic opinion and fact. If you've got real problems, remember everything you've learned about lawyers, and go hire one.

Idea: Parenting Software

2006-10-19T09:07:00.000-04:00

I had a good idea yesterday about creating a website for parents involved in shared custody agreements. Might be worth pursuing.

Back in the Gym Today

2006-10-17T20:56:00.000-04:00

Made it back the gym today. Got a decent lift in at the Why at the Well in Mechanicsburg. Bout time I get off my lazy ass.

Its payday fool

2006-10-13T16:05:00.000-04:00

Celebrating Cort's birthday tommorow at the Olive Garden and then off to the Alpizze 4 rizzle to sink some 8 balls.

Ebay Business

2006-10-12T14:11:00.000-04:00

I'm trying to get a side business running of just selling other people's stuff on ebay. I plan to finalize the website this weekend and rollout some local advertising. I'll let you know how I make out.

http://www.jtechonline.com

Tough Times

2006-10-11T11:41:00.000-04:00

What can I say its been rocky lately. This is a good quote I found today:

Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of love we really want.

What Drives You?

2006-10-09T17:56:00.000-04:00

If you've never asked yourself you should. Deep inside everybody is something that drives them, the thing that makes them get out of bed in the morning. Identifying it can be hard, but if you think enough about it, you will eventually realize it. By now, your probably wondering what drives me. I'll share with you. These are in no specific order.

1) My family
2) Love
3) The desire to better myself and other people
4) To make a positive difference in anothers life
5) The pursuit of happiness
6) The thrill
7) Curiosity
8) The facet that their is only one chance, one life, one love

Top 5 Albums

2006-10-07T06:10:00.000-04:00

I thought I would follow up my top 5 song list with my top 5 favorite albums.

1) Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd

2) Led Zepplin - Led Zepplin II

3) Lynyrd Skynyrd - One More From The Road

4) The Doors - The Doors

5) Tom Petty - Full Moon Fever

2006-10-06T16:14:00.000-04:00

Big Bertha!

My Top 5 Favority Songs

2006-10-06T09:12:00.000-04:00

1) Baba O' Reily - The Who
2) Freebird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
3) Led Zepplin - Over the Hills and Far Away
4) Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
5) The Doors - Roadhouse Blues

Felt Like Summer Today

2006-10-04T23:21:00.000-04:00

"Its an Indian Summer..." Ever hear that song about the doors? Great song. Anyways it felt like Summer today. I spent some time on the front porch drinking a French Martini and listening to the good ol' FM radio, 93.5 WTPA to be exact.

Move Along Move Along

2006-10-03T14:38:00.000-04:00

After being sick and lazy for the past few days, I'm back in the saddle again and exercising. I went for a good run during lunch today.

I finally caved in and jumped on the Myspace bandwagon even though I can't stand the site.

http://myspace.com/jonesboy21

Addiction to Hot and Spicy Food

2006-10-02T12:09:00.000-04:00

I confess, I'm an addict. Sunday evening while watching footbal I got the urge for something hot and spicy. Hmm, 6:30 pm on a Sunday, not much open. The only thing I could find open was the Chinese place across the street. Do these Chinese restaurants ever close? Looking over the menu, I come across "Hot N Spicy Chicken". Maybe this will do the trick. I order it and tell them to make it extra hot and spicy. 10 minutes later my food is done. The restaurant worker hands me the bad of food ( I got carryout ) smiles, and says "This light your asshole on fire!" I don't think he was trying to be funny, he was being serious. I cautiously take the food, pay, and go home. The food was good, really hot and spicy.

The Killers New Album - Sam's Town

2006-09-30T18:02:00.000-04:00

All I can say is that I'm disappointed. The Killers debut album was great; it was fresh, original, and creative. It is one of those albums where you can just press play and forget about it, no need to skip any songs.

I just got done to listening to Sam's Town for the second time. The album sounds rushed, monotonous, and very bland. Their single, When you were young, is decent, but the rest of the tracks are lackluster.

They had a lot to live up to after their first album, I think alot of people will be disapointed.

What are your thoughts?

The Weekend is Here - Finally

2006-09-29T13:16:00.000-04:00

I could use a nice relaxing weekend. I hope to put some time into working on my other sit, All Things Pennsylvania Family Law

So sit back, watch some football, and enjoy a cold one.

2006-09-28T13:39:00.001-04:00

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Select * From My Brain Where Cells = 'Mush'

2006-09-28T11:35:00.000-04:00

I've been coding SQL for a query request at work for the past 10 hours. That was fun. I would like to extend my gratitude towards the makers of Red Bull Energy Drink (http://www.redbull.com/). They sure make a fine product that works really well. I've tested most of the energy drinks on the market, and in my opinion, Red Bull outperforms them all. It also tastes good with Grey Goose Vodka. Its a match made in heaven.

This is what happens after you drink 10 Red Bulls in a row. Kids please don't try this at home.

The Beginning of the End for MySpace

2006-09-26T16:10:00.000-04:00

The day has finally arrived, Facebook is now open registration. MySpace haters rejoice! It will be a slow death, as MySpace holds a large share of the market, but in the end better quality and design will prevail.

Check out the news on one of my favorite web sites, Lifehacker.

Air National Guard Reserves

2006-09-26T09:15:00.000-04:00

I've pretty much solidified my decision to sign up for the PA Air National Guard Reserves. Its the best part time job around in my opinion, a $15,000 sign on bonus and college loan paybacks, you can't beat that. It does have its downsides, there is a possibility I could get deployed somewhere.

Nice Weather + Exercise = Ideas

2006-09-25T14:19:00.000-04:00

I enjoyed the nice weather we are having by going for a nice long jog on my lunch break. Lately, I've been thinking of a cool web app project to do for fun and eventually maybe make some money by implementing it or selling the idea. One idea popped in my head today, Identity Cards 2.0. Basically it would be a business or personal card that identifies you and describes how to contact you. Seems trivial, but it could work. The "card" could exists in multiple forms such as a pdf file, a widget, a button on a web page, a printed index card....the list list is endless. The jist of the site would be an online central hub to store as much or as little information as you would like. You put in the information, the engine spitts it out in the format you want. I'll post more on this topic later.

Sundays are great

2006-09-24T20:51:00.000-04:00

Besides the fact that Monday will eventually come, Sundays are great. Football, family, good TV, food, and the weather was great today. Colts beat a tough Jaguars team today, that made it all the better. Gotta go, the Desperate Housewives premiere is about to start.

Vieques, Puerto Rico

2006-09-23T20:53:00.001-04:00

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Man this weather sucks. Summer is over, fall is here, and winter is coming. I wish I was back in Puerto Rico right now on a nice sandy beach.

Bored

2006-09-23T20:32:00.000-04:00

Sometimes when I'm bored I'll just start taking pictures of random things, including myself. Penn State lost to OSU today, dammit.

Rainy damp day

2006-09-23T12:33:00.000-04:00

Days like these you just want to be lazy, sit around and watch movies or play video games. Taking Dustin to Toys R Us to use a gift card he got from his great great great Grandma.

Super Mario Bros 3

2006-09-22T10:56:00.000-04:00

Up late last night playing Super Mario Bros 3 on the orignial NES system. Me and Cort played unil 12:30 am, we made it to level 7, we had a lot of fun. We tried to beat the game but it got to late. I think playing the old games are so fun because they remind me of good times when I was a young'n. I remember those days, Super Tecmo Bowl, Contra, Donkey Kong....